What's yours called?

Weird and wonderful names for your marvelous piece of equipment.

Yes, I am being juvenile but the word 'penis' simply wont do. It's just too anatomical, too sterile, too damn boring. I have heard this horney, proud slickster been called many names in different times. Trouser Trout, Wife's best friend, Spam's juvenile, Trouser mouser, Honker, Backon bazooka lol, One eyed snake, Moisture missile(haha), Stargazer, Thumb of love, Pocket Rocket, Dipstick, Cupid's torch, Poodle, Prick, Maggot and my favorite Bald Headed Hermit haha!

Btw, I call mine 'the illustrious Lord George' :)