The mystery woman

Larger than life, Los Angeles, the proud Hollywood town, the happening Sunset Boulevard, four handsome single guys around to commiserate and celebrate the Friday night out and a thunder somewhere down under, dancing to her favorite tunes..” it’s raining Men, hallelujah”. lol.

One of the most common activities to do at Sunset Blvd. is to go to a strip club and enjoy some good ‘ole entertainment with your friends. To me, a strip club is no more than a place where girls go to work and make money, just like any other job, even though it involves taking off their clothes, and lap dancing! And so, we decided to go to Xotica at Hysken – a strange street name crossing Sunset Blvd. I’m not sure where the name came from but it sounds German, although that is unjust to Germans, for it would then be called “Hauschen” not “Hysken”. Hauschen means a little house.

You see many sexy women who go around collecting tip money in Xotica. Like in real life, the women flock around guys who flash lots of green bags. Obviously, my smile and charms doesn’t work here but who cares about trying to impress them. They are already naked :). I see my friend suffer this severe pain in his heart, he hates the bar rule” they touch you, you touch them not”. Touching will have the bouncers break your arms and throw you out lol. I find my other friend busy keeping all entertainment off of his lap until he finds the one who he is attracted to, unaware of the fact, she may fool him into giving dances but he has no chance.

And then, there’s this stripper who is more in control than the others, perhaps a man hater, who unfortunately has been abused in the recent or distant past and is taking her aggression out on males at the club. And this other girl, she is a real flirtsey and act like you are special. She keep inviting every guy back for another night saying what time she gets to the club and hope to see him there. She is definitely a veteran and prays on guys and will try and make as much money off of you as possible.

And I called them “Do you want a dance” girls. They are my favorites. You can see these strippers coming from a mile away since they ask everyone and their father around you if they want to dance before they get to you.lol. They are either a clueless women or the one that really doesn’t care about rejection or who they dance with. And, there are girls who hang out in pairs and work the audience together. I named them the Siamese twins. They will either ask one guy if they want a dance as a threesome or find a group of guys (like in a bachelor party) and work the group together. They seem to be interested in competing for who can make the most and are most likely not interested in hanging out with the guys after.

As my friends were busy getting a lap dance and I, judging these different women and drinking lemon cold Heineken, my eyes stumbled upon this girl who didn’t seem to have many friends. She was selective, walking around, getting a drink and sitting with others to talk, not always trying to find another poor soul looking for some lap. I saw her sitting with this guy for a long stretch of time having a nice conversation about things other than body parts and sexual positions before the idea of getting a dance came up. And when she left, she asked the guy that she is coming back if he wants her to.

"She may have moved to Los Angeles from a small town, is just starting out her career and needs more money, is a single mom needing to pay her bills or just someone who does not mind offering nude entertainment".

After a while of clowning around and getting to know these girls, I left Xotica with this thought of the mystery stripper.