Inside a Guy's mind

What do guys wish you knew? From the oh-so sweet geeks to the campus gods to the most eligible bachelors around, what exactly do they want you to be down with when it comes to boy-girl relations. My article is full of surprising stuff most of the dudes may agree on and want to share with. Correct me guys or feel free to join in if I have missed out on certain things.

I can't stand makeup. In fact, it seems I can't complain about it enough. Sure, I like pretty girls, but I also have a problem with a face that looks full-on painted. And what looks painted to a guy is far less than what you might think. Why do girls think they need to have so much crap on their faces? I have seen girls wear all this black crap on their eyes, and their lips are, like, thick with brown goop. It's ugly. Do girls really think that will get them a guy? Could natural-looking makeup be the best date makeup? If being hot to guys is your goal, remember that. Otherwise, it's your choice if you want to apply enough purple mascara to impair your vision. Go for it.

When you act spazzy and giggly, its seriously embarrassing. What is up with girls hopping up and down when they're happy about something. A girl definitely invented the word 'yay!' because no guy I know has ever used it. Are you guilty of doing the Gily Woo-hoo! dance? It's a combo of baby claps and bobbing on your toes while emitting high-pitched squeals of delight. This all in reaction to, say, seeing the Italian come in for the lunch lol. I really do want to know why are girls so excited about normal stuff. Every other thing, it's like, 'Ohmigosh! No way!’ Is it just me or every guy agree that girls could mellow out a little. Let's have a round of baby-claps for that, please. lol

Yes!!! Guys worry about what you think of their hair, skin, weight and clothes. Men are the new vanity victims, and how they stress on their looks as much or more than women. But, if a guy suffers vanity, he doesn't talk about it--at least, not to girls and not as much as girls. Guys totally think about their appearance even if they don't say it out loud.

PMS is no excuse to be mean. I know girls get weird at 'that time of the month,' but I don't get why they have to act like I'm their worst enemy. So, you're pained? Look, face it--the hormones that go with menstruating affect moods and, yeah, sometimes make a girl mean as a hungry dog. But barking at a guy because you don't feel well? Just deal the best you can by taking care of yourself.

Talking about your "big" butt is so boring. Guys do not want to listen to a girl's insecurities about her body. True, some guys have issues with what a girl weighs, but they all have different tastes when it comes to the feminine physique. Some guys like booties like Jennifer Lopez's. Other guys like their girls thin as a fence post. Who cares? You are what you are, so talking about your body is about as interesting as studying the Dead Sea.

Tight clothes look uncomfortable, cheap, and sort of desperate and insecure. I think girls get mixed up because of how people dress on TV. Showing a lot of skin in super-tight clothes just says to everyone, 'Please look at me!' If you need to wear those kinds of clothes, you're obviously not confident.

Most guys are looking for the right girl. One thing that is abundantly clear is that guys think girls are way too into finding a BF. "Do girls want any guy or the right guy?" Sending signals is good because some guys are shy just as some girls are shy. But check to see if you and your girls are overdoing it. Do you constantly discuss guys? Is who-likes-who the topic du jour, every jour? If so, pull back a bit, at least around the guys. This way they'll be able to see what's really important to you: umm, makeup (lol).

If you like him, just tell him. Maybe the flirting thing is to girls what the phone is to guys: You're just flirting to feel him out, and it doesn't have to mean anything heavy. We get that. If you like me, just tell me. If you don't, say you're not into me like that, OK, just telling a guy you like him isn't as easy as it sounds. But all the guys may agree on this one, which means it should work. Courage to be honest? You can do it:)